David Everett Fisher


Category Archives: Dating Ad

The Return of the Emo Blog

We were an hour into a nice picnic trying to find teenage LARPers sitting on a bench overlooking trees that look like they were melting like candles when she turned to me and told me she couldn’t date me. My … Continue reading

May 5, 2015 Dating Ad, introspection

Love Beyond Baseball

I’m on OKCupid for the second time. I have no idea why I even signed up knowing I’m not good at Internet dating, but I wanted to see what was going on out there. I even went on a couple … Continue reading

April 16, 2015 Dating Ad ,

Overheard Argument

I was smoking a cigarette at my girlfriends apartment when I heard an argument breakout in the apartment next to the smoking bench. Him: “You don’t listen to me ever!” Her: “You’re the one not listening! You just keep interrupting … Continue reading

November 24, 2013 Dating Ad

Rawburt Mendoza Dating Ad

Eligible Bachelor #1 Rawburt Mendoza       Stats Height: 4’ 11” Weight: 31kg Hair: Blackish Eyes: Brown, copper, ginger flecks and almond Body: Frail and hairy     Current Status: Not married in Oregon Looking for: He’ll try anything … Continue reading

April 19, 2013 Dating Ad