David Everett Fisher


Category Archives: rant

No One Gives A Fuck

No one gives a fuck. You know that thing you think people should give a fuck about? No one does. They give only fucks about things they give a fuck about and sometimes that thing is the same thing that … Continue reading

November 14, 2017 rant

Logging Off Facebook

At the end of today I will be shutting down my Facebook account. I just don’t feel that there is anything good that happens on here anymore. It is just an advertising and big-media platform. I think back to a … Continue reading

September 7, 2017 rant

Acting Tough by Singing and Dancing

I love the World Cup. It’s one of the best sport tournaments in the world. Whole countries practically shut down during the month every four years while they play to make it for the cup. I like soccer. It’s not … Continue reading

July 14, 2014 rant, Uncategorized

The Wolf of Cinema

I just saw Wolf of Wall Street, and I loved the movie, and the only problem with the movie was the people that were in the theatre with me. At one point in the middle of the movie I wanted … Continue reading

January 12, 2014 rant

My War on Christmas

the one that declared it. Before you think I’m a scrooge, I’m going to explain why I would declare war on such a joyous and celebrated holiday. I’m not trying to change merry Christmas to happy holidays, I’m trying to … Continue reading

December 4, 2013 rant

I Was Shot by Jesus Today

I was walking by a 7-11 and was moving towards a crosswalk to get across Hawthorne when a man in his late forties approached me and asked if I had committed my life to Jesus Christ. Now, I’m not one … Continue reading

October 31, 2013 rant

A Great Nation Wasn’t Built on a Meme

  One of the things I decided not to do when I started this blog was to do anything too political. I never wanted to be that guy who writes endless rants about the bad guys versus the good guys. … Continue reading

October 7, 2013 rant

Portlandia tourism & Adults Playing in Sandboxes

I work at a bar in Portland, Oregon called Slabtown. While the bar has been there for a century under many different names, the bar is most famous for being twice in the TV show Portlandia and once in the … Continue reading

July 23, 2013 rant

Lonely Not Alone

You can’t fix certain things. A lot of people think that when there is an issue or just a case of depression or sadness that they must take it upon themselves to solve that problem by giving advice. In some … Continue reading

May 22, 2013 introspection, rant

Trying to Write in a Coffee Shop

The café. I always romanticize coming in and getting some coffee and sitting down at a table, open up my laptop and start typing away and getting all kinds of creative writing done. The only problem is when I get … Continue reading

May 15, 2013 rant