Meditation for February 11th, 2016
Public Love
When two people fall in love with each other it’s hard for those people to think of anything else. The love of their life becomes their sole focus. They think, breath, eat, sleep love. Some call this period the honeymoon stage because how much of it is showing each other how perfect the relationship is.
The only way to keep that honeymoon period going is by treating your significant other like a prized possession in public. This keeps you accountable to the whole world who is faithful and in love with you by kissing the special someone’s neck while talking baby talk. Do this anytime you are out socially or running errands.
It is absolutely imperative that your social media blasts how much you and your partner are together. From admitting to relationship on the profiles, many selfies of each other cheek to cheek on another cute adventure, posting cute animals being stupid on each other’s sites and liking everything the other posts and says. Extra points to just sharing a Facebook profile.
To engage in a successful relationship you have to be willing to go the extra mile like making out in movie theatres, sitting side by side at restaurants, wearing matching outfits, sitting on each other’s laps at parties and STD test waiting rooms and snything else that makes it completely and utterly obvious that you and this other person are head over heels in love and you will never give this person up ever. Never ever. It will never end. Ever. Forever. Love is forever, damn it. Don’t let go. If they struggle, get scared or start losing that love and feeling, squeeze as hard as you can.
Prayer
Cupid,
Help this other couple know that we are in more love than they are.
Give me the strength to out back rub, kiss, finish sentences, playfully make fun of my partner more than them.
Allow me to seem a more accomplished, stable, nurturing, intimate, emotionally stable and with a seemingly longer future than the couple on the other side of the fondue pot.
Craft
Get a three ring binder.
Keep momentos of the relationship in it like pictures, ticket stubs, etc…
Write your lovers name over and over again on hearts. Write your name with his or her last name.
Keep under pillow.
Spell
Love potion
Water squeezed from moss
Apricot
Clover honey
One drop of your blood
A lock of your desired person’s hair. (That person must not know the lock of hair is missing. Sneaking into the bedroom in the middle of the night is the best way.)
Grated snake scales
Crow feather
Mix, boil, cool and drink.
Keep repeating till magic works.
Goal
It is necessary for love to be seen by everyone. Even if you are on the verge of breaking up and spent the night of one person leaving and the other person following crying, be the most affectionate couple the next day at the DMV. Secret love isn’t love at all.
I couldn’t agree more. Especially the honeymoon phase, people are pretty stupid during that phase though so probably don’t want to be that nauseating forever…just saying.