Cracked Pot Meditations – Donald John “Boom-Boom” Trump

Meditation for July 9th, 2016 Donald John “Boom Boom” Trump Born June 14th, 1946 Gemini Stone: Agate, Topaz and White Guy Blues Rock Colors: Blue or Yellow Element: Air – Hot Air Being a Gemini means Donald is a wishy washy and bored easily. He can be in the middle deciding on one decision and already […]

Meditation for July 9th, 2016

Donald John “Boom Boom” Trump

Born June 14th, 1946

Gemini

Stone: Agate, Topaz and White Guy Blues Rock

Colors: Blue or Yellow

Element: Air – Hot Air

Being a Gemini means Donald is a wishy washy and bored easily. He can be in the middle deciding on one decision and already be making a new decision. Gemini’s are Twins, so a Gemini is split down the middle like Two-Face from Batman fame flipping a coin to decide what to do. That’s right, as president, your Donald Trump will make decisions based on chance rather than sit with facts.

Gemini’s are reactionary. They let their emotions guide their decision making. They like to be the only smart person in the room and will drive themselves crazy to have to share a room with a smarter person. Unfortunately, Gemini’s are better known for their gut instincts than their intellect. Gut instinct is great in a poker game or running away from an angry mob of riot police, but in deciding military intervention or not might be a little less than accurate way to make decisions.

The Twins are super self-conscience and will even create bad habits like biting nails to deal with the stress of being laughed at. They never want to be laughed at. If a Gemini was in a position to be mocked by media, political cartoons or radio jocks, the Gemini might come unglue and become hasty with a decision or two.

Gemini will leave a lot of jobs unfinished and gets bored easily with simple tasks. Gemini’s are idea people and can’t be bothered with the hard work of creating the idea into reality. They aren’t debaters, but they can manipulate. They use fiery sales pitches to motivate people to do what they want.

Year of the Dog

Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 9 and 3,456,987,327.98

Lucky Colors: Red, Green, and Tacos

Lucky Flower: Roses that exes grew and orchids that is stolen from a competitor.

Those born in the year of the dog can be very stable as long as they build a solid foundation around them. If they seem to be alone or surrounded by those who are just hanging on to his coattails, then he can be volatile and unpredictable. Power goes easily to a dog’s head, so therefore positions of absolute power can be a terrible place for a dog to be.

A dog will spend all his money to buy what he wants and doesn’t look at the future for savings and investments. A dog will lose all his money to be right rather than be rich and wrong.

Dogs get sick easily, but they tend to try and look good at all costs. Dogs hate people knowing they are weak and unable to take care of themselves.

A dog can never have a true partnership in love because they wish they were in love with themselves, so they look for trophies instead.

A dog likes a very small area that has clear defined boundaries. A dog likes to have only his own within that dog park and dogs that don’t belong in that dog park stay in the regular park where the dogs can’t be.

Year of the dog people are cat people. They like the animals in their lives to treat them with contempt.