Cracked Pot Meditations – How to Keep Your Significant Other According to Their Astrological Sign

Meditation for August 23rd, 2016 How To Keep Your Significant Other According To Their Astrological Sign Each astrological sign has a sweet spot where knowing this will make them yours forever – and who doesn’t want someone forever? Sometime this little secret is the only reason this person will stay with you when everything else […]

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Meditation for August 23rd, 2016

How To Keep Your Significant Other According To Their Astrological Sign

Each astrological sign has a sweet spot where knowing this will make them yours forever – and who doesn’t want someone forever? Sometime this little secret is the only reason this person will stay with you when everything else points to relationship doom.

Aries

Never bore an Aries, or they will cheat on you with someone from your family.

Taurus

You can buy a Taurus’ love. They’re whores.

Gemini

Get ready to listen to a Gemini’s incessant jabbering about nothing. Just smile and nod.

Cancer

Process everything.

Leo

Make everything about them. They’re a fucking lazy lion. Be impressed.

Virgo

Just always assume a Virgo is right – even if they aren’t…especially if they aren’t.

Libra

Just know that what they said before isn’t true now. Nothing is black and white.

Scorpio

Never ever make a mistake. A Scorpio will never ever forget. Neither will you.

Sagittarius

All Sagittarius’s will want an open relationship. You aren’t enough and too much at the same time.

Capricorn

Never make fun of a Capricorn. They have no sense of humor. In fact, don’t even date a Capricorn because of the no fun policies they hold dear.

Aquarius

You will never know if an Aquarius actually loves you or not. Best thing to do is to not ask or lose them forever.

Pisces

Don’t even try an bicker with a Pisces, or they will clam up and leave. They need life to be stable and ok. Stop rocking the boat.