Cracked Pot Meditations – Personality Test

Meditation for December 5th, 2016

Personality Test

Answer these questions with a yes or no. 

1. I worry a lot
2. I make friends easily
3. I have a vivid imagination
4. I think fondly of dogs but find cats to be boring and meaningless
5. I trust others
6. I compete tasks successfully 
7. My underwear is coated on the inside with chicken fat
8. I get angry easily
9. Everything I eat tasted like ash
10. My life is empty and meaningless
11. I enjoy large get togethers
12. I think art is important
13. I use others and manipulate others to get what I want
14. I am soft and like to lie in blood
15. I don’t like messes
16. I like to take charge of situations and events
17. The very idea of love makes me dizzy and nauseous 
18. I believe in God 
19. I keep my promises
20. I like manly women
21. I’m always busy and on the go
22. Less is more, but snakes are for loving
23. I over indulge and go on binges
24. I prefer variety to routine
25. I care deeply what others think of me
26. Hee Haw is a good show
27. Leering in windows and covering others’ lives
28. I love excitement
29. I work hard
30. I enjoy reading challenging books and articles
31. I panic easily
32. I am a really cheerful person
33. I wish I would die of a heroin OD
34. I need to be around people all the time at the jeapordy of my job and other responsibilities 
35. I believe people have good intentions
36. I believe the univers is trying to fuck me in the ass against my will by surprise every day. 
37. I feel empathetic to other people’s feelings
38. BBBBBBUUUUIURRRRRPPPP!!!
39. I am concerned with others
40. TV will make the now go away
41. So many knives cutting through my feelings, I need to sleep forever
42. Cats are nice
43. Remember the World Series?

If you answered any of these questions, you are a narcissist.