Meditation for January 29th, 2016
Spiritual Streaking
In Christian mythology God made Adam and Steve naked and they were fine until that wild child Lilith talked Steve into eating the Fruit of Knowledge and he in turned talked Adam into taking a bite himself causing them to feel bloated and ugly and tried to cover up before that hunk of celestial stuff, God, walked by. That was the beginning of body shame and getting dressed up in weirdly colored fabrics. Over the centuries the majority have fought with the minority on covering one self up.
Well, I say no more! Let there be a pile of clothes by your feet as you reenact the Captain Morgan with one foot up on a barrel of rum completely naked! These are the bodies we were made in God’s likeness! He doesn’t rule the heavens in skinny jeans and a denim vest with a Danava patch sewn on! He’s naked in all His glory. What do you think he stirs up galaxies with?
It’s not body shame, it’s not being used to being without clothes that makes us unsure of our bodies. Even when we shower, Lilith comes out of the shower head in the form of steam and obscure the mirror so you have a hard time seeing what is truly beautiful.
So let those boobies, bushes, wings, tummies, cellulite and flesh hang loose! Who cares what others think because they are more scared than you about their own bodies. Our saints are the strippers and the porn stars! Will Farrell from the movie Old School is our Prophet! Naked is our prayer and our sacrifice to She/He/It who rules the universe in the nude.
Prayer
Owner of the Tree of Knowledge,
take back this piece of fruit,
so that I may stand on this planet in the buff,
with the wind blowing across my chest,
and through my groin.
Whatsyourname,
allow me the power,
to love my beautiful body.
That all my scars, folds and hanger outers
is beautiful,
and SEXXXY!
Amen.
Craft
Some of us are very timid, so the idea of just going willy nilly nude all over the place may take a little time. I think crocheting a body suit using a huge gauge needle. That way skin is shown, but patches of skin will show through. Start with the body suit and then work your way down to the bikini (bikinis are for men too, sexist) covering just the groin and nips and then just a crocheted loin clothe.
Goal
Be naked. Don’t have sex like Eisenhower, through the peephole of his pajama bottom under covers in the dark, but like animals sweaty, sticky, naked and with the lights on and the curtains open.
Be nude. Don’t just go have a cigarette or scroll Facebook on your break at work, take your clothes off and let your skin breath! Take a break from the cotton, the rayon, the velour and the wool panties and let the elements have their way with your epidermis.
Naked hiking is all the rage here in Portland, Oregon. Get out there and see this beautiful world the way nature intended, with your whole body showing. All you really need is a fanny pack and the world is yours.
You can start off at nude sanctioned beaches and run around in your sunglasses, fanny pack and floats on your arms.
To funny today Dave !!!! Come up to Breitenbush Hot Springs where everyone baths in the nude!!!