Author: David

Meditation for December 3rd The Duel In the olden days, men settled scores with duels. They would shoot each other, and whoever won the duel won the argument. Nowadays, we pretend to be men, it’s because of stupid made-up shit like laws and etiquette, and maybe a little bit of ethics, we deal with our […]

Meditation for December 2nd Beauty Secrets Beauty trends come and go, fashion changes with the seasons, but how we keep our facial expressions will be the eternal fountain of youth. Here are some ways we can make sure we aren’t looking like a troll in the public eye. You don’t have to be famous to […]

Meditation for December 1st Tuesday is the Only Day One Can Live in the Moment One common factor among self-help, religious, and spiritual practices is living in the moment. If you dwell too much on the past, you wake up in regret and shame, wishing you could have done things differently, or on your future […]

Meditation for November 30th Lying is Lying Holiday Edition  Tomorrow, children from all over the Christian world will begin opening the windows in their little Advent calendar to be bribed by chocolate to believe a lie: the lie that Santa is real. A lie is a lie, so why is faking a fat guy delivering […]

Meditation for November 29th The Soviet Union You know when life was simple? When we lived in the shadow of the Soviet Union, threatening to annihilate us from the face of the planet with nuclear missiles every day. It was a clear and understandable political and economic system: communism. The Red Scare kept us up […]

Cracked Pot Meditation for November 28th Earth’s Zodiac Here at Cracked Pot Meditations, we have taken years of intense research to find the birth of Earth and crack the astrological code of the planet we are living on. We have taken many religious works, scientific studies, and theories, and have asked the trees for their […]

Meditation for November 27th The Giant Panda is Stupid The Giant Panda is the dumbest animal ever. It might be cute, but it is an idiot.  A Giant Panda is a carnivore, but instead of eating meat like its digestive system is made for, these giant dumb dumbs eat fucking bamboo. Bamboo! While some idiot […]

Meditation for November 26th Avant-Garde Before I delve into this meditation, I must define what avant-garde means. It comes from the commandos that went ahead of the army to survey and warn of upcoming dangers. They were the “fore-garde”. How does this translate to art? These artists are ahead of their time and are coming […]

Meditation for November 25th Tugboat Willy Versus The Silent Movie There are three ways a person thinks. The first, the more popular way to think, is just an open-mouth breathing selfish organism. The only thoughts going through your head is what to eat next. Your whole being is just making sure you remember to breathe. […]

Meditation for November 24th Having Versus Gratitude On Thanksgiving, people all over the United States of America tear into a large game bird to celebrate the wonderful feeling of gratitude. No one really knows how this very American holiday started. Still, the myth is that it was the last time the white Christian settlers showed […]