Cracked Pot Meditation – Public Love

Meditation for February 12th

Public Love

When two people fall in love, it’s hard for them to think of anything else. The love of their life becomes their sole focus. They think, breathe, eat, sleep, and love. Some call this period the honeymoon stage because it’s so much about showing each other how perfect the relationship is. They are blind to each other’s faults and red flags, and see only a hopeful future, hearts in their eyes. Some wish the honeymoon stage would last forever.

The only way to keep that honeymoon period going is by treating your significant other like a prized possession in public. This keeps you accountable to the whole world, who is faithful and in love with you, by kissing the special someone’s neck while baby talking in public. Do this anytime you are out socially or running errands. You will want to showcase your intimacy dominance when you and your pookie are hanging out with other couples. Don’tlet another couple look more in love than you!

Your social media must highlight how much you and your partner are together. From admitting to relationships on their profiles, to sharing selfies, cheek-to-cheek, on another cute adventure, to posting cute animals being stupid on each other’s sites, and liking everything the other posts and says—extra points for just sharing a Facebook profile. The grid must be nothing but the two of you madly in love.

To engage in a successful relationship you have to be willing to go the extra mile like making out in movie theatres, sitting side by side at restaurants, wearing matching outfits, sitting on each other’s laps at parties and STD test waiting rooms and anything else that makes it completely and utterly obvious that you and this other person are head over heels in love and you will never give this person up ever. Never. It will never end. Ever. Forever. Love is forever, damn it. Don’t let go. If they struggle, get scared, or start losing that love and feeling, squeeze as hard as you can.

Prayer

Cupid,

Help this other couple know that we are more in love than they are.

Give me the strength to outdo back rubs, kisses, finishing sentences, and playfully make fun of my partner more than they do.

Allow me to seem more accomplished, more stable, more nurturing, more intimate, more emotionally steady, and with a seemingly longer future than the couple on the other side of the fondue pot.

Craft

Get a three-ring binder.

Keep mementos of the relationship in it, like pictures, ticket stubs, etc.

Write your lover’s name over and over again on hearts. Write your name with their last name.

Keep under the pillow.

Spell

Love potion

Water squeezed from moss

Apricot

Clover honey

One drop of your blood

A lock of your desired person’s hair. (That person must not know the lock of hair is missing. Sneaking into the bedroom in the middle of the night is the best way.)

Grated snake scales

Crow feather

Mix, boil, cool, and drink.

Keep repeating till magic works.

Goal

Everyone must see love. Even if you are on the verge of breaking up and spent the night where one person left and the other person following, crying, be the most affectionate couple the next day at the DMV. Secret love isn’t love at all.