Meditation for January 8th
Food & Supplements Need Intention
Our scientists and shamans have scoured the earth for the best foods and supplements to help us be healthier. We noticed that some people, mostly skeptical friends and family who don’t believe these things, didn’t get the same reaction as we did. So we went to our labs and temples to figure out why.
We figured it out. You can’t just eat healthy foods and supplements without having good intentions.
So when taking ginkgo biloba, ginseng, using healing crystals, or trying one of the diets modeled on an early era of the human timeline, one must let go of any thoughts about whether it’ll work or not. Studies have shown that those who believed what they were taking would work were more likely to see the supplement work.
Anytime a person felt negative about smudging white sage in their study or dropping a few drops of Saint John’s Wort in the tongue to ward off depression, the intended result did not come to fruition. Just like taking any hallucination, one must feel positive or have a bummer trip, man.
Just pure faith in something will make it accurate. We conducted a study, and 100% of people who believed in God believed God was real. 100%!
The only side note was that those who saw real doctors or sat down with nutritionists were healthier than those who saw only naturopaths and shamans. Ted was trying to treat his stage 3 leukemia with just ginger, turmeric, and blueberry tea, but died. Turned out chemo would have kept him alive. This blog is for Ted. He must not have been giving his tea enough good intentions, positive vibes, or faith for it to work, and that is where Western medicine can help.
Shamans and other spiritualists have long maintained that it is just a matter of mind over matter.
If people would believe in naturopathic medicine, essential oils, supplements, ancient healing methods, magiks, and other ancient practices, we would be rid of hospitals and the evil pharmaceutical companies for good. The lack of belief that keeps us on the Western medicine diets.
We would feel the intention to heal our own body, fill our space with nothing but positive vibes, and manifest faith as you walk out and chew on bark to cure your syphilis.
Prayer
God,
I am sick,
so sick.
I don’t think I can live,
Unless you treat me with your divine medicine.
Don’t let me go to the hospital,
Where the Devil taught the doctors.
Only your love and blessing can cure me.
God?
God?
God?
Hello?
God?
Goo . . . *croak*
Craft
A little-known fact is that a lot of fears, phobias, PTSD, worries, anxiety, and what have you are just in your head. Try this hypnosis to curb what is keeping you from being free of fear:
You are getting sleepy,
So sleepy.
Your eyes are heavy.
So heavy,
Like they are full of sand.
Your eyes can’t seem to open
You hear the sound of a soft surf lapping at a sandy beach,
You can visualize the beach.
You watch the waves ebb and flow,
Flow and ebb,
In and out,
Out and in.
You are no longer afraid of anything.
Death is only temporary,
Same with pain,
So nothing really matters,
And you don’t need to fear anything anymore.
Nothing stays the same,
and like joy,
Pain is temporary.
Now wake up.
You are no longer afraid of anything.
You will now consciously remember that certain things can kill you, such as accidentally picking up a snake or jumping from too high up.
Goal
For magic to work, you have to be convinced it does.