Meditation for December 23rd
Micro Dosing Paint Huffing
I have seen a lot of articles about microdosing mushrooms and LSD to help with depression and attention spans. The problematic situation is that both LSD and Magic Mushrooms are sadly illegal. We must look through our own pantries for everyday products to use in the search for psychedelic microdosing. First and foremost, one must know which paint is the very best for huffing. As a huffing connoisseur from my childhood, I am at an advantage of knowing what will really knock my socks off—gold metallic spray paint. Anything with a metallic sheen will do, but the color gold is at the end of the rainbow.
I was surprised to see how low the number of people who partake in the art of the huff is, so I will explain how:
- Buy or steal spray paint
- Get a bag
- Spray goodies into the bag
- Inhale deeply
- Laugh
This will work on anything that can make euphoria happen in its gaseous form. A little creativity and know-how will help you find items that can alter the chemistry of your brain. Freon from the air conditioner to whip cream canisters will help elevate your consciousness.
Now, the definition of microdosing is using just a little bit to achieve a very minimal reaction. This is to use the gold spray paint to achieve an almost meditation hack. When I huffed, I would be doing macro doses of huffs. While this could bring you to the doorstep of God and beyond, it does run into issues such as coming up and coming down, getting sick, permanent brain damage, and even death. So, just a little huffing will give you positive results without too many adverse side effects.
Take a deep breath of that golden gas.
Feel the very heartbeat of Mother Earth match your own heartbeat, as the throbbing beats of life force pump through the ethereal heavens, through time and space. You are now at one with the universe and all your fellow men. Hours in the beating wah-wah of intoxicating magic are just mere seconds in boring reality – if you can even call it reality anymore.
I would suggest waking up, giving yourself a little micro-huff, being diligent until lunch, giving yourself another little gold breath, maybe a little tea time, and then giving yourself a treat after dinner to unwind.
This is a great way to give yourself a close relationship with the celestial divinity. Microdosing and mushrooms have shown significant improvement in treating depression, anxiety, ADD, ADHD, PTSD, and other emotional and mental issues, but the government is restrictive when it comes to certain chemicals. Still, whereas paint only requires that the buyer be 18 in the very strictest states.