Meditation for December 26th
The Dalai Lama & Donald Trump Are The Same
Donald Trump has become the 45th & 47th president of the United States of America, and His Holiness the Dalai Lama remains the exiled spiritual leader of Tibet, a semi-autonomous region of China. Both leaders are loved by many and despised by many others. They are, in fact, the very same.
On Women
When asked if the next Dalai Lama could be a woman, the Dalai Lama responded, “That female must be attractive, otherwise it is not much use,” and that he could come back as a “mischievous blonde woman” or “no one will pay attention.”
When asked about the media writing negative things about him, Donald Trump responded by saying, “You know, it doesn’t really matter what [they] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
On women being leaders, the Dalai Lama said, “Western women will save the world,” rejecting the idea that women from the East could lead.
In his book, The Art of the Deal, Trump writes, “There are basically three types of women and reactions. One is the good woman who very much loves her future husband, solely for himself, but refuses to sign the agreement on principle. I fully understand this, but the man should take a pass anyway and find someone else. The other is the calculating woman who refuses to sign the prenuptial agreement because she is expecting to take advantage of the poor, unsuspecting suckershe’ss got in her grasp. There is also the woman who will openly and quickly sign a prenuptial agreement to make a quick hit and take the money given to her. This rejects the idea that women are good at anything.
On why women make better leaders than I, the Dalai Lama responded, “In that respect, biologically, females have more potential….Females are more sensitive to others’ well-being. In my own case, my father has a very short temper. On a few occasions, I also got some beatings. But my mother was so wonderfully compassionate.” While biologically untrue, the Dalai Lama believes in gender roles.
On China
Donald Trump has powerful words about our relations with China: “We can’t continue to allow China to rape our country, and that’s what they’re doing.”
Talking about China’s relations with Tibet, His Holiness said that the communist government of China has turned Tibet into “Hell on earth” and that they treat Tibetans like “criminals deserving to be put to death.” Tibet, while still under Chinese rule, is an autonomous non-religious country. His Holiness is also on the CIA payroll.
Donald Trump once took to the environmental debate by tweeting, “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chtoder to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”
To President Bush accepting the Congressional Gold Medal, the Dalai Lama says, “The consistency of American support for Tibet has not gone unnoticed in China. “Where this has caused some tension in U.S.-China relations, I feel a sense of regret,” he says. He feels regret, but continually asks the U.S. and other Western nations to risk a very economical, beneficial relationship for an unknown outcome.
Donald Trump used his distrust of China to battle his way on the campaign trail. He says famously, “We’re like their whipping post, the United States. We have people who don’t understand the system. We have people who don’t get it. Many countries are ripping users, with China being the No. 1 abuser. They do it better than anybody else.”
The Dalai Lama ignores history about Tibet’s relationship with China by saying, “The Chinese government wants me to say that for many centuries Tibet has been part of China. Even if I make that statement, many people would laugh. And my statement will not change history. History is history.”
On Happiness
The Dalai Lama bravely says, “The purpose of our lives is to be happy.”
The Donald says something very similar: “Everything in life is luck.”
The Dalai Lama believes in anger by stating, “Generally speaking, if a human being never shows anger, then I think something’s wrong. He’s not right in the brain.”
Donald agrees wholeheartedly: “When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.”
On the Global Economy
The Dalai Lama has some extreme views on the growing global economy: “Today, different ethnic groups and different nations come together due to common sense.”
Trump agrees, he writes that a good U.S. and Europe relationship, “depends on a cohesive global economy…All of us must work together toward that very significant common goal.”
The Dalai Lama says, “The world has also learned that economic growth, by itself, cannot close the gap between rich and poor.”
So the Donald shares in the Lama’s desire to close the economic gap by saying, “To achieve the American dream, let people keep more money in their pockets and increase after-tax wages.”
On Immigration
“The main effort should go to help their own country bring peace, in Syria, Libya, or even Afghanistan. Generally, the people always feel, Oh, one day we return,” the Dalai Lama told a reporter. “[They] should rebuild their own country.”
Donald Trump wants only the best to come here: “It’s our right as a sovereign nation to choose immigrants that we think are the likeliest to thrive and flourish and love us.”
When asked about the Syrian and other Middle East immigrants coming to Europe, the Dalai Lama said, “But on the other hand, there are too many at the moment… Europe, Germany in particular, cannot become an Arab country. Germany is German”. Hitler & Trump would agree.
Donald Trump, of course, agrees with both Hitler and the Dalai Lama, and he goes on with that idea by saying, “suspend immigration from areas of the world when there is a proven history of terrorism against the United States, Europe, or our allies.”
Probably Child Molesters
Videos went viral when the Holy One asked a little boy to suck his tongue. It was blamed on the “pro-Chinese” media for blowing up the internet with this weird, pervy incident, and it was blamed on the Dalai Lama’s playfulness.
There isn’t time to include all the inappropriate claims against the president in this blog. The fact that he’s on the Jefferey Epstein list a bunch of times doesn’t help Trump’s legacy as a chi-mo. The guy used to proudly and confidently let himself into the dressing rooms at beauty pageants full of teenage girls.
No one likes the Dalai Lama or President Donald Trump.
While England, Russia, China, South Africa, and a host of other nations have denied the Dalai Lama’s request for visas because the Dalai Lama has nothing really to offer, China does economically.
No one but a lot of has-beens and nobodies will play at President Trump’s inauguration balls. Donald Trump won the Presidency with 2.9 million fewer votes than Secretary Hillary Clinton, so 53.9% of the country did not want Donald Trump to be president.
In conclusion, we have a narcissistic millionaire failed businessman, and a spiritual leader who is a spiritual leader by being the reincarnation of that spiritual leader. People give him money, including the CIA, to be that spiritual leader.
They both have a sexist view of women, they both have a dangerous philosophy on China, they both seek economic austerity and happiness through selfishness, and they both hate immigrants. Your prayer flags are basically Donald Trump support flags.