Meditation for June 6th, 2016
Ways To Change Your Life Around
Are you just unhappy about the way your life is going? Are you stuck or in a rut? Are you just a complete piece of shit? Then it’s time to turn your life around.
Easier to say than done. You can’t just turn your life around willy-nilly because you’re a hard headed stubborn old mule. If you actually have had enough being a total loser in a city full of losers, then pay attention to these easy steps.
1. Get Goals You Actually Want to Achieve
Sure, you want to lose 100 pounds And publish a book, but let’s be honest, you don’t have the ambition to pull those off, so let’s stick with the small things, the things you actually have the capabilities to complete.
Basically you need the goal where if you don’t compete this goal, you will fucking die. Anything less is not enough to get you motivated to wake up earlier, eat better, exercise and bathe more.
Don’t let not having a desired to achieve goals be an excuse for not trying. You’re probably saying that goal is stupid, this goal was already tried, you aren’t the kind of person that does that goal, you can’t do that goal and etc. just do it. If you have excuses, then you just want to remain a piece of shit.
Learn how to make tea. That’s a goal you can accomplish.
2. What’s Getting In Your Way?
You probably have a bunch of terrible habits that are getting in your way of turning your life around. This includes fast food, smoking, video games, sleeping too much, sleeping not enough, eating too much, not eating enough, staring at your phone, Netflix, porn, strip clubs, online dating, online debating, online stalking, Internet period, sex, talking about other people’s sex life, gossip, drinking, drugs (except weed), weed, lazy, exercise and online skating.
These habits, and others not listed, are all getting in the way of you doing anything productive.
Get rid of the habits. Just let go of them. It’s that easy. If you’ve done something for a few decades that isn’t helping you, stop.
3. Actually Change
Don’t just spend your time reading shit about being better do it. Start living differently. Is it where you live? Move. Is it who you hang out with? Hang out with better people. Do you have a bunch of things that are toxic? Get rid of them.
Don’t wait for something to happen to get the inspiration to change because that will never happen. It’ll never be the perfect moment for a big change. Change or die.
4. Don’t Get Out of Control
Just do a change at a time. I know you got really high on that first change so now you are trying too pull of seven changes at once, but slow down Leonardo Da Vinci. You’re not in a rush. You’ll have more success focusing on one change at a time.
6. Stay Inspired
It’s easy to run a sprint, but not a marathon, so the secret is to stay motivated. You can stay high off all the “adulting” you are doing, reward yourself with masturbation every time you accomplish a goal, announce your milestones on Facebook for all to read – people really want to know.
You will also fail. You will fail more than you will succeed. Even successes can be dwarfed by others even better successes. You aren’t good enough to succeed most of the time. Get up you loser and try again – if you can.