Meditation for September 20th, 2016
Charging Your Crystals
Crystals have been used to spiritually heal since Adam & Eve were getting into trouble in Eden, Indiana. Crystals can be grounding, spur creativity, help letting go and grieve, and spice up the sex life. What they need to work though is a charge. Here are some ways you can charge your favorite magic minerals.
Before any charging can be done, you have to set the intentions into the stone. You can’t just have some strange stone go willy-nilly healing on you and hope that it works, you have to tune it to your very specific, special, unique soul.
Sunlight
Let the rays of the sun wash millions of miles across the vast space and enter you rock. UV rays are powerful charging vibrations set from the Life Giver Herself, the sun.
Moonlight
Depending on the stone and what your intention for it is, sometimes the moonlight is much more powerful than the sun. You need to leave it on top of a birdbath for three weeks, never letting the stone see sun. When it’s daytime, leave it in a dark corner listening to Bauhaus.
Healing Stones
Clustering a bunch of powerful charged stones under the stone you wish to charge is a great quick way to charge. This is just a little off because this is like using the microwave instead of the oven, so the charge will make the crystal much floppier, with a scorching hot outside and a frozen middle.
Charging Grid
This is if you just have stones coming out of your hippy ass, but you can surround a stone at 4 meter intervals between each other and the charging stone – use quartz crystals, for they are pure and virginal. Stay out of the circle until the blinking green light becomes a solid green light.
Plants
Living plants are great sources of nutritional power. Find a healthy green non-flowering plant and place the crystal into the soil for 24 hours or until it pops up. Different plants have different charges, but flowering plants will just kill the charge and make the stone a stone. Flowers kill vibration. Flowers also made the dinosaurs extinct.
Burial
This is the very ancient Shamanic way of charging, but you stab a virgin with the stone and then bury both the stone and the dead virgin in three feet of soil near a slow moving river or man made lake/reservoir, and then wait one whole year and the stone will be charged until you get charged.
Music
Playing music is a slow, but great way to give you stone a charge. I recommend just charging a crystal to the fullest and just use music to top off the stone after you use it a bit. Here is a great playlist for charging stones.
Don’t ever masturbate near your crystals, it breaks their spirit.