Meditation for September 9th, 2016
Pearls
Inside oysters shells and along the body, an oyster will eat a bunch of sand and the saliva will mix causing a pearl to be born.
Pearls have lots of power and can either bless or curse, depending on the color and shape.
Blue
This is what you wear if you want to get laid.
Black
Put this on some dangly earrings and get some cash.
Pink
This is the color you wear if you want to be noticed for your talents rather thank your lack of intelligence.
Brown
This is the color of manhood: the color of shit.
White
This is the feminine color: the color of semen
Use pearls to say you like love some one and shit.
Pearls are all about purity – unless it’s a ZZ Top song.
Pearls symbolize perfection – mostly because we have real low expectations for ourselves.
If you want to get laid, be rich and be famous, wear a lot of Tahitian Black Pearls.