Cracked Pot Meditations – Personality Test

Meditation for December 5th

Personality Test

Personalities and identities are a huge marketing tool on social media, and people are flocking to find out where they belong. Many people are even priding themselves on mental illnesses they have or have not been diagnosed with. Anything to belong, right?

Here at the Cracked Pot Institute of Spectrum Disorders and Identity Sicknesses, we have developed a test to determine what you are, so you can proudly add hashtags to your profiles.

Answer these questions with a yes or no.

1. I worry a lot
2. I make friends easily
3. I have a vivid imagination
4. I think fondly of dogs but find cats to be boring and meaningless
5. I trust others
6. I complete tasks successfully
7. My underwear is coated on the inside with chicken fat
8. I get angry easily
9. Everything I eat tastes like ash
10. My life is empty and meaningless
11. I enjoy large get-togethers
12. I think art is important
13. I use others and manipulate others to get what I want
14. I am soft and like to lie in blood
15. I don’t like messes
16. I like to take charge of situations and events
17. The very idea of love makes me dizzy and nauseous
18. I believe in God
19. I keep my promises
20. I like many women
21. I’m always busy and on the go
22. Less is more, but snakes are for loving
23. I overindulge and go on binges
24. I prefer variety to routine
25. I care deeply what others think of me
26. Hee Haw is a good show
27. Leering in windows and coveting others’ lives
28. I love excitement
29. I work hard
30. I enjoy reading challenging books and articles
31. I panic easily
32. I am a really cheerful person
33. I wish I had died of a heroin OD
34. I need to be around people all the time at the risk of my job and other responsibilities.
35. I believe people have good intentions.
36. I believe the universe is trying to fuck me in the ass against my will by surprise every day.
37. I feel empathetic toward other people’s feelings
38. BBBBBBUUUUIURRRRRPPPP!!!
39. I am concerned with others.
40. TV will make the now go away
41. So many knives cutting through my feelings, I need to sleep forever
42. Cats are nice
43. Remember the World Series?

If you answered any of these questions, you are on some spectrum.