Meditation for September 17th, 2016
The Laws of Nature
Nature has certain laws that can’t be broken and these same laws can effect our lives. We can see clearly how these laws work in nature; we have a harder time seeing how any of these laws create the outcomes we come to in our lives.
First there is Sir Isaac Newton’s laws of movement, but these can have an effect on how much we can interfere in someone else’s life and how much we can allow someone else to interfere in our lives. Then there is some laws of nature and then there is Murphy’s Law. I couldn’t find a lot of who this scientist, Dr. Murphy is, but this is what I found:
The universe hates you. Yes, you.
Ever since the universe blew up on the scene, it has not wanted you to have a good life. It has spent billions of years setting up the world to be just ok, but maybe a few things that doesn’t allow you to have a great life. It doesn’t make you born with no legs or die at birth. It doesn’t let you be ugly or super dumb, but you will be just a mediocre person with no real talents or any chance at superstardom. You will just be a boring person who will not ever be truly happy and the universe seems to be out to get you.
Newton’s First Law
An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. This means that you need people to push you in the direction you need to go or you will end up a lazy piece of shit. That also means that you do need to yell at people so that they start to move or move faster. Use your horn!
Newton’s Second Law
The acceleration of an object as produced by a net force is directly proportional to the magnitude of the net force, in the same direction as the net force, and inversely proportional to the mass of the object. This will mean that the harder you push the faster the object will go. This means that in relationships that you need to push as hard as you can to get that person to act as fast as they can. If not, they will stay at the speed they are going and you will become sad and alone.
Newton’s Third Law
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The problem is that if you push hard enough, you might find yourself being pushed back against. This requires finding a balance in the pushing and pulling you want in a relationship.
The Law of Action
To have anything happen, we must act first. We can think how we want to change all we want, but until we act, nothing will actually change. Thinking is just fantasy.
The Law of Cause and Effect
Just know that anything you do will have a consequence. Sometimes what is good for us isn’t good for others and vice versa. Just the mere opening of one’s mouth can have devastating consequences on others or oneself. Just know that whatever you do, it’s gonna hurt someone.
The Law of Attraction
If you’re a positive person you will attract positive people – or people that want a little piece of your positivity. Sometimes being a good kind soul will only attract those that want to take advantage of your altruistic tendencies. Sometimes you need to be ugly to be safe.
The Law of Perpetual Transmutation of Energy
You can change yourself. This is just a fancy way of saying you have a choice. You can get out of whatever hell hole you’re in, but you don’t believe you can, nor do you think you can deserve it no matter how great a better different life can be.
The It Can Law
If it can go wrong, it will. You can use all the above laws to change your life in a more positive direction, but just know that everything will probably go wrong and not allow you to. Good luck.
The Worse Will Law
If there are a number of things that can go wrong, the one that will cause the most amount of damage and consequences will happen. This is the universe keeping things at a certain level. The universe doesn’t have a plan for great people existing. You can try and figure four different reactions that a person will have to you, but as you try and address them to cover those four reactions, they will react a fifth way.
The No Matter What Law
Even if you are in a win-win situation and all the corners are checked and your head is on a swivel, and everyone is saying that nothing could possibly go wrong, it will go wrong. You might find that all your loved ones are ok and you feel ok, but really there must be something someone isn’t telling you or maybe you aren’t focusing on everything about yourself enough, so you’ll have to start making up drama to feel like you have something wrong in your life because a life isn’t a life unless something is wrong.
The Fifth Thing Law
If you see four possible ways something could go wrong, then a fifth way will happen. The great mystery problems arise when they aren’t noticed. Problems like to hunt like wolves or velociraptors, they form a triangle in front of you for you to see, but then you are hit from behind or your blind side and mauled to death and maybe you’ll still be conscience when the wolves or dinosaurs start feasting on your flesh. This is how your friends, loved ones and family are to you right now. Your family might be distracting you by being all warm and cozy while your significant other is ready to spring a real whopper on you.
Leave It Be Law
If you just turn it over, let it go, walk away and take a breath or any kind of letting it be philosophy, then you are going to let it get worse. Just by not fiddling with it is making things get from bad to worse. You must always try to fix things no matter how little it becomes. You and your best friend might have had a huge fight and you have spent the last four months trying to get past it, but you need to make sure you bring it up overtime you two are together.
Things Are Fine Law
If you think everything is fine, then you have overlooked something. Look again or make up a problem. A lot like a previous law, sometimes things seem ok at the present moment, but does that really mean everything is okay? No, probably not, because hidden in the shadows of everyone’s subconscience is a trigger to things being ok, a get out of a calm serene situation trigger. Suddenly be allergic to gluten.
Mother Nature Is A Cruel Mistress Law
Nature will always side with the hidden laws to make things terrible and worse. Counting on weather is like counting on a crocodile hanging on to your kitten in its mouth while you go to the bathroom. Weddings, getaways, camping trips, vacations, working on building a gazebo for some strange reason in your backyard will always be fucked by Mother Nature, because She hates your pitiful guts. You have wronged her so bad and she never ever wants you to have a nice day ever. Some people are even worse and know that they don’t deserve a good day in their life, so they move from a warm tropical paradise and move to Oregon.
Laws of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure no matter what Queen and David Bowie said. The more there is any kind of pressure like a deadline or people wanting a particular outcome will be met with failure. Life gets harder if there is expectations on it. The universe also likes to test to see if you had expectations by trying to be as bad as possible.
Law of Attitude
Smile now, it’s getting worse tomorrow.
Quantization Revision of Laws
Actually everything worse can go wrong, the four things and the fifth thing can happen all at the same time. Remember how we mention that problems try to sneak up on you, well sometimes they just charge in at you and everything happens all at once. If you try to talk about how tough life is, you’ll either be ignored or someone will think their life is worse. The best thing to do is just laugh at people while they are going through their tough times.
Constant Law
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to it’s value. The more you value an object or a person, the more it will become damaged. You love someone so much it sometimes hurts? They will die in a few months. You just can’t stand a day without your favorite watch? Hello broken band and semi truck.
Law of Research
If you research something long enough, it will support whatever theory you might have. Also, a theory can be researched to be correct if it is funded enough. This is a law that is very active on Facebook. There is a meme or an article that proves that your point is correct. If it is protecting someone from losing money, then there will be a ton of research proving a thing right.
Law of Gravity
There is this down pulling power that makes things go down. Without the help of other laws, we would be flat as a pancake, but there are some sub laws that you might want to take into consideration:
If it falls, it will find the perfect way to break. You might try to dump someone kindly, but they will break apart and you will look like a fuckhead.
If it is shatterproof, it will find a way to fall and shatter. Even if the relationship ends on a good note and both parties agree that it is time to let the failed relationship go on cordial terms, something will happen to shatter the two people. A third person will be introduced, a disease is found post relationship, who gets the dog?
A paint drop will always find the hole in the newspaper. Just a little stain can ruin everything. A small mistake might not be noticed years later, but the damage has been done and the later it is found the worse it is.
More expensive and/or sentimental items will find a crack or hole or drain to fall into forever. The more you love something it will be lost forever and you might want to find them again, but you will never find it. You might even try to find a new person that is the same or even better than the lost person, but you might find that lost things can’t be replaced.
The greater the value of a rug, the greater chance a cat will find it and puke on it.
Law of Lost Items
It will always be in the last place you look
If you replace it you will find it
The secret is to look for it where you lost it.
Law of Sociology
The other line or lane will go faster
You must prove you don’t need a loan to get one
Build it for a fool to use and only a fool will use it
Everyone has a plan to get rich that won’t work
The more incompetent a person is, the higher they will find themselves in the natural hierarchy
When in doubt mumble, when in trouble, delegate
The Golden Rule: The one who makes the gold, makes the rules