Meditation for May 21st, 2016
Part II
Just Stop
Just stop having negative thoughts. Don’t think those dark & moody visions. Just don’t. Think positively. If you start to think negative thoughts, stop, and then start thinking positive ones.
Just stop being depressed. Just get up out of that bed and be happy. You have everything you need and even have some things you want, so now you can stop being depressed. If you don’t like being depressed, then stop it. Only people who like being depressed stay depressed.
Just stop being sad about that sad thing that happened in your life. It happened already. Are you trying to being everyone else down? Just forget about it, it happened so long ago, so you can get going with the rest of your life. If you have one foot in yesterday, and a foot in tomorrow, then you are taking a gigantic wet plopping dump on today.
Just stop believing in what you believe. It’s wrong. It’s not going to pan out. That’s wanting an impossible utopia. Just settle for the more popular status quo. What you believe is nice in theory, but it’ll never work out. Here are some Huffington Post, Vice, Medium and Buzzfeed articles to prove my point. Stop wanting things to be perfect and settle for just slightly broken.
Just stop taking western medicine. It is just a pharmaceutical corporate plot to take all your money and keep you in mind control. You wouldn’t have had cancer if you had eaten differently, lived somewhere differently or had rubbed THC butter on your balls. Just stop doing chemo and do a sage smudge and some acupuncture.
Just stop being all bummed that you are a woman, gay, person of color, handicapped, poor or whatever else you seem to think gets in the way of success. Stop asking for people to watch what they say. Just stop it. You can do anything you want as long as you actually want it. Just stop acting like you’re different.
Just stop it and let it go. You do t have to hang on to anything. Of something bothers you, don’t fight it, let it go. Just stop wanting things to change for you. Just let it go. Turn it over. Let go and let God.
Just stop moving to Portland. We don’t want you here. You turned a beautiful thing into a movie set about the beautiful thing directed by that awful hack, Steven Spielberg. We don’t need any long hair rocker dudes and dudettes to work at the metal pizza place. We don’t need any more Buddy Hollys or Mary Tyler Moores to slowly do my pour over coffee. We don’t need anymore Paul Bunyans or Kinfolk interns to give me shitty service at really nice restaurants. And we certainly don’t need anymore Californians telecommuting to San Jose. Just stop.
Prayer
God.
Just stop your games.
The not talking to anyone but Christian ministers, politicians, terrorists and schizophrenics is confusing.
The putting dinosaur bones in the earth to test our faith is kind of childish.
The promising to end the world and cause a great battle between good and evil seems excessive.
The second coming had certainly been put off awhile.
The causing 9/11 to punish us for letting people be who they really are because your creation skills suck.
Drowning New Orleans because we started to let gays marry seems like you also hate poor minority people.
Are you the only God,
Or were you/are you competing with other Gods?
Just stop.
Just use the omnipotent thing and come down in a dazzling display of your powers and tell us what is what and we’ll listen. It’s the hiding and using games and trivial signs to sway our faith seems not a good use of God like power.
Just stop and show yourself, Fucker
Amen.
Craft
Make a list of things you need your loved ones to change and give it to them.
If they love you, they’ll change for you.
Goal
Stop it. Just stop it.