I don’t know sometimes what I should be when I grow up, but I do know that if it was earlier in the last century, I’d like to be a mobster. I think I have what it takes to rule with a cruel hand and am completely capable of enacting the kind of violence needed […]
I hear people talk shit about Portland’s music scene. Some people are busy reminiscing about the days of old and how much better it was in the hey day and if they do go to a show it’s a band that is still around. Other people are from somewhere else and talk about how ‘back […]
I woke up to the sound of rainfall and finally got to wake up with a smile on my face. The coffee tasted better, the cigarettes were more enjoyable and my mind could lazily meditate on the water falling on the streets of Portland. Rain makes me happy. I don’t know what it is, but […]
There is nothing like Mayhem to celebrate a birthday. We smashed TVs, toilets, printers and some miscellaneous items with bats and mallets. The girls next door to the bar made sure I did it in a gold glimmering thong. I had pasties for some of the night, but a hairy chest wouldn’t grab them. It […]