Month: November 2016

Meditation for November 30th, 2016 Lying is Lying Holiday Edition  Tomorrow children from all over the Christian world will begin opening the windows in their little advent calendar to be bribed by chocolate to believe a lie; the lie that Santa is real. A lie is a lie, so why is faking a fat guy […]

Meditation for November 29th, 2016 The Soviet Union You know when life was simple? When we lived in the shadow of the Soviet Union annihalting us off the face of the planet with nuclear missles everyday. It was a clear and understandable evil political and economical system of communism. The Red Scare kept us up […]

Meditation for November 28th, 2016 The Marijuana Candidate Donald Trump and his transition team is now trying to put together their cabinet and get ready to take the reigns from President Obama while the press is still reeling trying to figure out how Mr. President elect Donald J. Trump won.  Our crack team of award […]

Meditation for November 27th, 2016 The Giant Panda is Stupid The Giant Panda is the dumbest animal ever. It might be cute, but it is an idiot.  A Giant Panda is a carnivore, but instead of eating meat like its digestive system is made for, these giant dumb dumbs eat fucking bamboo. Bamboo! While some […]

Meditation for November 26th, 2016 Avant-Garde Before I delve into this meditation I must define what avant-garde means. It comes from the commandos that went ahead of the army to survey and warn of upcoming dangers. They were the “fore-garde”. How does this translate to art? These artists are ahead of culture and are coming […]

Meditation for November 25th, 2016 Tugboat Willy Versus The Silent Movie There are three kinds of ways a person thinks. The first, the more popular way to think and the one we don’t care about, is just an open mouth breathing selfish organism.  The other two are Tugboat Willy and the Silent Movie.  The Tugboat […]

Meditation for November 24th, 2016 Having Versus Gratitude Today people all over the United States of America tore into a large game bird to celebrate the wonderful feeling that is gratitude. No one really knows how this very American holiday started, but the myth is that it was the last time the white Christian settlers […]

Meditation for November 23rd, 2016 Facebook’s Spiritual Plague People are dreading having dinner with their family for Thanksgiving and discussing politics. Part of the dread comes from not being behind the protection of a good Facebook comment argument.  Facebook is like a vacuum for a gentle spiritual life. It sucks.  Even the Bible foresaw the […]

Meditation for November 22nd, 2016 Science Just Can’t Fill That Spiritual Void  Science can explain a lot about this world and how we as people can interact with it. It gives us ideas into how we can be better people. Science keeps our bodies healthy and our minds sane, but what about our spirit? There […]

Meditation for November 21st, 2016 Tripping Without Drugs Hallucinogenics are a way for man to play with the very fabrics of heaven. People pay shamans to trip on ayahuasca in the Amazon rainforest or for four bucks on can put a small square piece of paper in the tongue.  The mind doesn’t need shrooms or […]