May 2016 – Page 3 – David Everett Fisher

Meditation

breedism, breedists, daily meditations, doug, doug is missing, fake concerts, find doug, meditation, pit bulls never get this kind of attention, privileged dog breeds

Cracked Pot Meditations – Doug

Meditation for May 12th, 2016 Doug If you live in the Portland, Oregon area and are an avid user of the Facebook site, you might know Doug the red headed Daschund from his missing posters. There is a reward, phone number, a tracker from Doug sightings that almost reaches 20,000 and flyers all over Portland […]

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Meditation

blaming fake shit, daily meditations, made up illnesses, meditation, OCD, PTSD, you arent all that bad

Cracked Pot Meditations – You Aren’t All That Bad

Meditation for May 10th, 2016 You Aren’t All That Bad People claim they have OCD, PTSD or some other mental illness that they read about on legitimize psychological websites such as Buzzfeed and Vice. They get mad at you because you scared them and say, “Don’t do that! I have PTSD!” Or after you putting […]

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cancer sucks, chemo, chemo is the worse, daily meditations, don't be depressed, don't get alcoholism, don't get cancer, i don't write these for you...too much, meditation, meditation spoof, start your own blog, sue god

Cracked Pot Meditations – I Don’t Write These For You . . . Too Much

Meditation for May 9th, 2016 I Don’t Write These For You . . . Too Much I started this on January 11th as an idea for being accountable to write something everyday. I like the idea of doing a meditation spoof to make fun of the Portland and AA communities that take that shit so […]

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Meditation

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Cracked Pot Meditations – Yes, She Really is a Lesbian

Meditation for May 8th, 2016 Yes, She Really is a Lesbian Some lesbians’ look like lesbians and others don’t. Some lesbians are very masculine and other lesbians are very feminine. Some lesbians have been with men before and others have never been with any men. Some lesbians are loud and proud feminists and others don’t […]

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Meditation

buddhism, daily meditations, meditation, more like free china, the dalai llama is an asshole, tibetan buddhism, ugh buddhism sucks

Cracked Pot Meditations – The Dalai Llama is an Asshole

Meditation for May 7th, 2016 The Dalai Llama is an Asshole The Dalai Llama is the spiritual leader of the Tibetan people. He lives in exile in Northern India trying to garner political support to make Tibet completely autonomous from the Chinese. He won the Nobel Peace prize in 1989 by being a talker instead […]

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Meditation

daily meditations, god in a lab coat, hannibal, lab mice, mazes, meditation, mice, the shutting of doors

Cracked Pot Meditations – The Shutting of Doors

Meditation for May 6th, 2016 The Shutting of Doors Life is full of possibilities and choices. Sometimes it is like being in a hallway and there are doors to the left and to the right and even right in front of us. Some of these doors are open and some of these doors are closed. […]

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Meditation

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Cracked Pot Meditations – How We Get There

Meditation for May 5th, 2016 How We Get There A wise man once said, “It’s not the destination that matters, it’s the journey.” This was said when the world wasn’t very comfortable and most people had to sleep outside and usually wherever your destination was you’d die before you got there anyway. Now days it’s […]

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Meditation

daily meditations, fyss, meditation, religious yelp, reviews, so we were in the mood for pizza when, yelp, yelp sucks, yelping

Cracked Pot Meditations – So, We Were in the Mood for Pizza When…

Meditation for May 4th, 2016 So, We Were in the Mood for Pizza When… Yelp. You look up restaurants, stores and other places of interest and find out where they are, what their hours are and if they are any good. What did people say about the place? Why did they give them five stars […]

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Meditation

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Cracked Pot Meditations – Coffee Creamer

Meditation for May 3rd, 2016 Coffee Creamer Nothing beats a nice hot cup of freshly brewed coffee. Seeing the steam waft off the black obsidian surface and the aroma drowning the nose in nostalgia and pure comfort is making the cup of coffee the best thing in the world even before taking a sip. The […]

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Meditation

ass pennies, daily meditations, iching, meditation, pa penny saved is a penny earned, pennies suck

Cracked Pot Meditations – A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned

Meditation for May 2nd, 2016 A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned It costs roughly $0.017 to make one penny. That means it takes almost two pennies to make one penny. This is your economics. When one uses pennies to read the I Ching, you are actually throwing $0.051 instead of $.0.03, so that means […]

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